愚人節(jié)最給力的英語口語

　　JOKE 1

　　Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were anewspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　一個妻子對她的丈夫說(她丈夫整天都在讀報紙)：我希望我是一張報紙，那樣的話我就可以整天都在你手里了。

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

　　丈夫說：我也希望是那樣，那樣的話我就可以每天都更新了。

　　JOKE 2

　　At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him:what are you doing?

　　在深夜的時候，父親看見他已經(jīng)結(jié)婚的兒子準(zhǔn)備離家出走…他問兒子：你正在做什么?

　　The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is notgoing well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to paybills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I wantto taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

　　兒子回答：爸爸，我對我的生活感到十分的厭煩!我的新婚發(fā)展的不順利，我的妻子和媽媽一直有沖突!在法律上我必須承受這些，我討厭這樣的生活，我想要遠離這里，我想要嘗試生活中的各種樂趣，我想要愉快的生活。

　　Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

　　父親說：等等!!!我和你一起走!

　　JOKE 3

　　A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Nota word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(騾子)and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " thehusband replied, "in-laws ".

　　一對夫婦駕駛汽車在鄉(xiāng)間路上行駛了幾公里，車?yán)锍聊��?可怕。彼此一句話也不交流。他們剛剛的一次討論變成了爭論,誰都不想放棄自己的位置。當(dāng)他們經(jīng)過一個谷倉前的騾子和豬,妻子諷刺地問道:“你的親戚嗎?”“是的,”丈夫答道,“親家”。

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