愚人節最給力的英語口語推薦
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
一個妻子對她的丈夫說（她丈夫整天都在讀報紙）：我希望我是一張報紙，那樣的話我就可以整天都在你手里了。
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
丈夫說：我也希望是那樣，那樣的話我就可以每天都更新了。
JOKE 2
At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
在深夜的時候，父親看見他已經結婚的兒子準備離家出走…他問兒子：你正在做什么？
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
兒子回答：爸爸，我對我的生活感到十分的厭煩！我的新婚發展的不順利，我的`妻子和媽媽一直有沖突！在法律上我必須承受這些，我討厭這樣的生活，我想要遠離這里，我想要嘗試生活中的各種樂趣，我想要愉快的生活。
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
父親說：等等！！！我和你一起走！
JOKE 3
A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(騾子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ".
一對夫婦駕駛汽車在鄉間路上行駛了幾公里，車里沉默的可怕。彼此一句話也不交流。他們剛剛的一次討論變成了爭論,誰都不想放棄自己的位置。當他們經過一個谷倉前的騾子和豬,妻子諷刺地問道:“你的親戚嗎?”“是的,”丈夫答道,“親家”。
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