幽默英語演講稿范文

　　眾所周知英語演講能力是學(xué)生英語綜合能力的重要組成部分之一。英語演講能很好鍛煉英語口語能力，下面是的幽默英語演講稿范文資料，歡迎閱讀。

　　Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

　　My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

　　This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

　　My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

　　Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?

　　Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

　　Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

　　Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.

　　Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

　　幽默英語演講稿范文篇2

　　Everybody good afternoon:.

　　First of all thank the teacher gave me a story in my own future ideal job.

　　Everyone has a dream job. My dream is to become a boss, own a company.

　　In order to achieve my dreams, I need to find a good job, to accumulate some experience and wealth, it is the necessary things

　　Of course, in the school good achievement and rich knowledge is also very important. Good achievement and rich experience can let me work to make the right choice, have more opportunities and achievements.

　　At the same time, communication is very important, because it determines whether my company has a good future development. So I need to exercise their communicative ability. I need to use all of the free time to learn all. Because I believe, there is nothing in the world can shake my determination.

　　You will be successful, as your own efforts. So seize the time, we have no time to waste.

　　Nothing in the world can change their patience ( confidence ).

　　未來的理想工作

　　各位同學(xué)下午好：

　　首先很感謝老師給了我一個講述我自己未來理想工作的機(jī)會。

　　每個人心中都有一個自己理想的工作。我的夢想是將來成為一名老板，擁有一個屬于自己的公司。

　　為了完成自己的夢想，我需要找到一個好的工作，用來積累一些經(jīng)驗和財富，這是必要的事情。

　　當(dāng)然，在學(xué)校里好的`成績和豐富的知識也是非常重要的。好的成績和豐富的經(jīng)驗?zāi)茏屛以诠ぷ髦凶龀稣�確的選擇，擁有更多的機(jī)會和成就。

　　同時，交際能力也是非常重要的，因為這決定著自己公司未來是否擁有一個好的發(fā)展。所以自己需要鍛煉自己的交際能力。自己需要利用一切的空閑時間來學(xué)習(xí)一切。

　　因為我相信，世界上沒有什么能動搖我的決心。

　　你的明天會成功的，正如你自己所努力的那樣。

　　因此抓緊時間，我們不能在浪費時間了。

　　世界上沒有什么能改變自己的耐心(信心)。

　　幽默英語演講稿范文篇3

　　Knowledge collaboration and all-round education

　　Ladies and gentlemen,

　　We engineering students take it for granted that technology is changing incredibly fast. We are thinking nervously and seriously whether our colleges are failing to provide a foundation in the skills currently needed in industry. Take my major telecommunications for example. Scientists say that 21st century is a biomedical time, not an electrical time. But without the help of electronic data processing and transformation, biomedical technology alone cannot go too far. Funny enough, the word biomedical itself is just a combination of two disciplines. So the interdisciplinary exploitation serves as the critical part for our electric and electronics world as well as any other fields to find new way of being.

　　But the power of knowledge collaboration is certainly not restricted to science and engineering; it is in the full community of learning. Walking around campus I absorbed a reality that there is a seamless web between students from different professional backgrounds. The engineering students are discussing animatedly in a philosophy lecture, speaking passionately in the public speaking club, and looking for sparkling ideas from learning history and arts. How wonderful that is! That, ladies and gentleman, is just a significant step forward to be well-rounded because once we jump out of the circle we can see the bigger picture.

　　My friends, I hope that you have already got what university is all about. Please let me end my speech with the Nobel Prize winner Li Zhengdao’s words: “The realization of the perfect combination of science and engineering, science and arts, technology and humanity， is the greatest symbol of a university’s success.” Thank you.

　　知識的融合和人才的全面發(fā)展

　　我們理工科的學(xué)生都知道科技在以一種難以置信的速度變化發(fā)展著。我們都在緊張和嚴(yán)肅地思考著是否我們的大學(xué)能夠為我們提供一個適應(yīng)當(dāng)前工業(yè)需要的知識基礎(chǔ)。以我的專業(yè)通信工程為例，科學(xué)家們說21世紀(jì)是生物醫(yī)學(xué)的.世紀(jì)，而不是電氣電子的世紀(jì)。但是如果沒有電子化的數(shù)據(jù)處理和轉(zhuǎn)換，生物醫(yī)學(xué)時代就不能發(fā)展。有趣的是：“生物醫(yī)學(xué)”這個詞本身就是兩個學(xué)科的結(jié)合，所以跨學(xué)科的開發(fā)手段就成了電氣電子領(lǐng)域以及其他任何領(lǐng)域?qū)ふ倚鲁雎返年P(guān)鍵。

　　但是知識的結(jié)合不僅僅局限在科學(xué)和工程中，而是在任何的學(xué)習(xí)中。徜徉在校園里，我看到了這樣一個事實：理工科學(xué)生們在哲學(xué)講座上討論得熱火朝天，在演講俱樂部里激情地演說，在歷史和藝術(shù)里尋找著閃光的思想。太棒了!朋友們，這就是我們能夠全面發(fā)展的重要一步，因為當(dāng)我們跳出自己的圈子時，我們能看到更大的圖畫。

　　朋友們，我希望你們已經(jīng)意識到了大學(xué)教育究竟意味著什么。讓我以諾貝爾獎獲得者李政道先生的話結(jié)束我的演講：“科學(xué)與工程，科學(xué)與藝術(shù)，科技與人道的完美結(jié)合，乃是大學(xué)教育的最大成功。”

　　謝謝。

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　　幽默英語演講稿范文篇4

　　Change

　　Leo Tolstoy once said, everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

　　He is right. We always have great plans and dreams in our minds… too ready to achieve something grand that changes the world or benefits all of mankind .For example; we hate pollution and have made up our minds to find new energy sources that keep the environment clean. Yet we still litter on the ground. We complain about traffic jams, so we plan to build more highways to solve the problem, but it never occurs to us that our failure to follow traffic regulations is the leading cause of this situation. We are so concerned that the violence in the media has a bad impact on our children, we urge the government to set laws to protect them. But, do we, as adults, set a good example for our kids? We use nasty words and even spit on the ground in front of them, I dare to say, we harm more!

　　In my opinion, before we decide to change the world, we had better change ourselves first. As ordinary individuals, we do not have the power to change the world. But we can change our habit of littering, spitting, cussing, we can respect the environment around us, we must act as good models for our kids.

　　If each of us does all of these little things, all of us, millions and millions of individuals together, together we will be strong …strong enough to change our world!

　　So please, the next time you do something, think how your actions influence not only you, but those around you too, especially our children …and perhaps more importantly…our planet!

　　改變

　　列夫·托爾斯泰曾說過：每個人都想改變這個世界，但是沒有人想到改變自己。

　　他說的很有道理，我們每個人都心懷偉大時志向，時刻準(zhǔn)備去干一番能造福全人類的大事業(yè)。比如，我們痛恨環(huán)境污染，所以我們下定決心去開發(fā)新的更高效更干凈的能源來保護(hù)我們的環(huán)境，但是同時我們卻隨手亂扔垃圾;我們抱怨大城市的交通堵塞，計劃造更多的高速路來解決交通問題，但是我們從來沒有想過，如果我們能遵守交通規(guī)則話，那么這一問題是不是可以得到很大得緩解呢?我們擔(dān)心電視電影里面得暴力會對我們得孩子產(chǎn)生不良的影響，于是我們敦促政府通過立法來保護(hù)未成年人，但是我們這些大人又做得怎么樣呢?我們?yōu)槲覀兊南乱淮�做好了表率�?我們說粗話，甚至在孩子面前抽煙。不客氣地說，我們對孩子的不良影響更多!

　　在我看來，在我們打算改變這個世界之前，我們最好先改變一下自己。作為一個普通人，我們其實沒有改變這個世界的能力，但是我可以改變我們隨地扔垃圾，隨地吐痰的壞習(xí)慣， 我們應(yīng)該學(xué)會去保護(hù)環(huán)境，我們應(yīng)該為我們的孩子起好的表率作用。

　　如果我們每個人都能從小事起，那么千千萬萬個人力量匯聚在一起，那力量是強(qiáng)大的，足以改變這個世界。

　　朋友，當(dāng)您在做某一件事情的時候，請您想一想，您的.行為會對您周圍的人產(chǎn)生怎樣的影響， 因為，您的行為不單單影響到您自己，還有您周圍的人，更重要的是我們的孩子…甚至我們的世界。

　　幽默英語演講稿范文篇5

　　The Future Is Now-The Choice is yours

　　As two men were about to be sent into prison, the warden let each of them make a demand. The American loved smoking, so he wanted three boxes of cigars; while the Jew said all he needed was a telephone to contact with people outside of the prison. Two years later, the first out was the American who still had many cigars in his hands and pockets but was crying: “Give me some matches!” Then the Jew walked out, he shook hands with the warden and said: “Thank you for the phone, it made my business increase by 200%.”

　　What do you think of this story? Life today is what you’ve decided years ago, and so is the future: your decisions today will affect your destiny years later. Now I have two things to choose from: to go abroad, to find myself a decent job after graduation or to further my study as a postgraduate. I haven’t worked out an answer to this question yet, but I know that whatever I do will directly affect my future.

　　An Indian once said life is just like a game of cards, the cards in your hand represent opportunities, while the way you play decides the result you’ll get. Looking back in history, during World War Ⅱ, Churchill who led the British people resolved to expect “blood, toil, tears and sweat”. They won the victory then. Today Shenzhou 5 took the first Chinese astronaut into space. I am sure that later there’ll be more spacecrafts, like Shenzhou 6,7 and 8 ……

　　So what does the future look like? No one can tell. But I know the choice is yours, the future is now. Make good use of everyday, a man can achieve greater successes, a country can gain prosperity and the whole world can be united, as it has never been before.

　　未來在于現(xiàn)在，選擇則在你的手中

　　就在兩個人即將入獄之時，看守讓他們每個人提一個要求。美國人喜歡抽煙，于是要了三大箱的雪茄;而猶太人則說，他只要一個可以與外界聯(lián)系的電話就可以了。兩年后，刑期已滿，第一個出來的是美國人，只見他手上拿著的，口袋里插著的都是煙，卻大叫到：“給我火柴!”接著猶太人走了出來，他握緊看守的手說：“謝謝您給的電話，我的生意在這兩年間沒有賠卻增長了一倍。”這個故事告訴了我們什么呢?多年前作的決定影響著你今天的生活，你今天的決定又會影響著多年之后的未來。現(xiàn)在我自己就面臨著這樣一個抉擇：是出國，畢業(yè)后找一份安定的職業(yè)還是去考研繼續(xù)深造。我還未找到自己的答案，但我明白無論我選擇了什么，都會直接的影響我的`將來。

　　印度人曾說過，生命就像是一場紙牌游戲，你手里的牌代表著機(jī)遇，而你如何去出牌才真正的決定著你的輸贏。回望歷史，二戰(zhàn)期間，邱吉爾帶領(lǐng)英國人民決心迎接“血，汗與淚”并最終贏得了勝利。今天，神州五號載著第一位中國宇航員進(jìn)入了太空。我可以預(yù)見到，未來會有更多的神州六號、七號這樣的中國宇宙飛船駛?cè)胩�空。那么未來的路又是怎樣的�?沒有人知道。但我可以告訴你，抉擇在你的手中，未來始于現(xiàn)在。從現(xiàn)在起，充分利用好每一天，一個人可以取得成就，一個國家能夠繁榮起來，而全世界則會前所未有的團(tuán)結(jié)在一起。

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