爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯（精選5篇）
笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強(qiáng),普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂(lè)作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。以下是小編精心收集了爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)！
爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇1
While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(煩躁，發(fā)牢騷) andjabbering(快而含糊地說(shuō)) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.
The man's wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."
有個(gè)人生病了。他的妻子請(qǐng)了一位醫(yī)生來(lái)給他治病。
醫(yī)生在給他治療的'時(shí)候，他的妻子一直大驚小怪，神神叨叨地緊張不安。醫(yī)生對(duì)她說(shuō)：“你的丈夫必須絕對(duì)休息和保持安靜。” 然后他就留下了一些。
她問(wèn)醫(yī)生：“什么時(shí)候給我丈夫吃這些藥呀！”醫(yī)生回答說(shuō)：“不用，這些藥不是給他吃的，是給你吃的，你需要。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇2
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"
Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."
有個(gè)女人給她的丈夫買(mǎi)了生日禮物。
她很激動(dòng)，并且急于要告訴她的丈夫。她說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，我買(mǎi)了兩樣?xùn)|西給你做生日禮物。我現(xiàn)在就要告訴你，因?yàn)槲业炔坏玫侥且惶觳耪f(shuō)。一件禮物是一個(gè)地墊，可以放在我的梳妝臺(tái)前。另一件是一個(gè)青銅的小雕像，可以放在客廳的壁爐架上”她還說(shuō)：“好啦，你準(zhǔn)備給我買(mǎi)什么呢?”
她的丈夫想了一會(huì)就說(shuō)：“我最好是給你買(mǎi)一個(gè)刮胡刀和幾條領(lǐng)帶。這樣我們就可以互相交換禮物了。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇3
A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The lieutenant said sternly, "You did not salute me. For this you must immediately salute one hundred times."
Just then the general came up. When he saw the poor private about to begin, he exclaimed, "What's all this?"
The lieutenant explained, "This ignoramus(無(wú)知的人) failed to salute me. I'm making his salute one hundred times as a punishment.”
"Quite right," replied the general smiling, "But do not forget, sir, that upon each occasion you are to salute return."
有個(gè)士兵沒(méi)有注意到一個(gè)年輕的陸軍中尉，沒(méi)有向他敬禮。中尉很?chē)?yán)厲地對(duì)那個(gè)士兵說(shuō)：“你沒(méi)有向我敬禮，因此你要馬上敬100個(gè)禮。”
這時(shí)候?qū)④娺^(guò)來(lái)了。他看到那個(gè)可憐的士兵就要開(kāi)始敬禮時(shí)，就大聲問(wèn)道：“這是怎么啦?”
中尉解釋說(shuō)：“這個(gè)蠢貨沒(méi)有向我敬禮，我就罰他馬上向我敬一百個(gè)禮。”
將軍笑著說(shuō)：“完全正確。不過(guò)，老弟，別忘了他向你每敬一個(gè)禮，你都要回禮的啊！”
爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇4
two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。
"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
"yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了一會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯 篇5
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas.
When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table and a pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys, and a lamp had been knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she might be ill or that something terrible had happened to her.
He found her in the bedroom still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a magazine.
She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day had gone.
He looked at her, bewildered(困惑的), and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know, every day, you come home from work and ask me what I did today."
"Yes," was his reply.
She answered, "Well, today, I didn't do it！
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