我的搞笑老爸英語(yǔ)作文

　　Speaking of funny, I think my dad is the most funny, with a smile on his face, his natural and occasionally come up to a few words of make people laugh.

　　One day, when you eat, suddenly a curiosity run out from my heart, I eat asked my father: "daddy, why the United States called the United States? Why Britain called? Why Germany is Germany..." Dad just right after the meal, ready to go away, a listen to these words of mine, immediately turned back, ice: "well, the scenery, beauty of environment, so that the United States; the British people are wise, so Britain; German people are moral, so called Germany......" Sister listened to, leaning back in his chair, laughter mother put chopsticks down, covering her mouth smile, mother also smiled from ear to ear, my mouth meal almost gush out, but dad said with a frown: "what's the matter, I don't speak right?"

　　My birthday this year, we together around the table waiting to eat the cake, dad suddenly smiled and said: "the pig, pig, pig happy birthday." I think is very angry, she played a dad, my dad is still in xi xi, I am angry because dad's words after listening to his mother said I am a "pig", and the meaning of the father is happy birthday "wish" I the little pig.

　　Daddy's humor is ubiquitous, is probably in the middle of this month, one day, a father eat good dinner, sitting on the sofa, on TV, playing with a mobile phone, enjoy the "triple fu", for me, ready to eat the rest of the crab on the plate. After a while, my father looked at me and looked at the cloth again, lenovo, suddenly said to me: "cloth, clean point." "Who is the cloth? Clean up the crab "you! Pig!!" I listened to a half-day finally understand, father means: clear the table cloth is used, the pig is always clean up the rest of the food, to think of me naturally became a bundle of rags and pig. My god! My dad's imagination is beyond time and space.

　　My funny dad brought happiness and joy to our family, I love my father.

　　說(shuō)到搞笑，我認(rèn)為我的老爸是最搞笑的，他天生臉上帶著笑容，還時(shí)不時(shí)冒出幾句讓人哈哈大笑的話。

　　一天，吃飯的時(shí)候，突然一個(gè)好奇心從我心中跑了出來(lái)，我邊吃飯邊問(wèn)爸爸：“爸爸，為什么美國(guó)叫美國(guó)?為什么英國(guó)叫英國(guó)?為什么德國(guó)叫德國(guó)……”爸爸剛好吃完飯，準(zhǔn)備走開(kāi)，一聽(tīng)我這話，立馬轉(zhuǎn)回來(lái)，冰：“嗯，美國(guó)的風(fēng)景、環(huán)境美，所以叫美國(guó);英國(guó)的人很英明，所以叫英國(guó);德國(guó)的人很有道德，所以叫德國(guó)……”妹妹聽(tīng)了，笑得往后靠在椅子上，媽媽把筷子放下，捂著嘴笑，媽媽也笑得合不攏嘴，我嘴里的飯差點(diǎn)噴出來(lái)，爸爸卻皺著眉頭說(shuō)：“怎么了，我說(shuō)得不對(duì)嗎?”

　　今年我生日的時(shí)候，我們一起圍著桌子等著吃蛋糕，爸爸突然笑著說(shuō)：“豬、豬、豬你生日快樂(lè)。”我想了很生氣，就打了爸爸一下，我爸還在嘻嘻地笑，我生氣是因?yàn)閶寢屄?tīng)了爸爸的話后說(shuō)我是“豬”，而爸爸的意思卻是“祝”我這個(gè)小肥豬生日快樂(lè)。

　　爸爸的幽默是無(wú)處不在的，大概是這個(gè)月中旬，一天，爸爸吃好了飯，坐在沙發(fā)上，開(kāi)著電視，玩著手機(jī)，享受著“三重福”，我呢，準(zhǔn)備把盤(pán)子里剩下的螃蟹吃掉。過(guò)了一會(huì)，爸爸看著我，又看了看抹布，聯(lián)想了起來(lái)，突然對(duì)我說(shuō)：“抹布，收拾干凈點(diǎn)。”“誰(shuí)是抹布?”“你呀!豬!把螃蟹收拾干凈!”我聽(tīng)了半天最后終于聽(tīng)明白了，爸爸的意思是：抹布是收拾桌子用的，豬總是收拾剩下的食物，自然就把我想成了抹布和豬的'結(jié)合體。天吶!我的爸爸的想象力是超越時(shí)空的。

　　我的搞笑老爸給我們家?guī)��?lái)了幸福和歡樂(lè)，我真愛(ài)我的老爸。

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