人教版初二英語作文

Abutcherwatchingoverhisshopisreallysurprisedwhenhesawadogcominginsidetheshop.Heshooshimaway.Butlater,thedogisbackagain.

So,hegoesovertothedogandnoticeshehasanoteinhismouth.Hetakesthenoteanditreads"CanIhave12sausagesandalegoflamb,please.Thedoghasmoneyinhismouth,aswell."

Thebutcherlooksinsideand,loandbehold,thereisatendollarNotethere.Sohetakesthemoneyandputsthesausagesandlambinabag,placingitinthedog'smouth.Thebutcherissoimpressed,andsinceit'saboutclosingtime,hedecidestoshutupshopandfollowthedog.

Sooffhegoes.ThedogiswalkingdownthestreetwhenhecomesToalevelcrossing.

Thedogputsdownthebag,jumpsupandpressesthebutton.Thenhewaitspatiently,baginmouth,forthelightstoturn.Theydo,andhewalksacrosstheroad,withthebutcherfollowinghimalltheway.

Thedogthencomestoabusstop,andstartslookingatthetimetable.

Thebutcherisinaweatthisstage.Thedogchecksoutthetimes,andthensitsononeoftheseatsprovided.Alongcomesabus.Thedogwalksaroundtothefront,looksatthenumber,andgoesbacktohisseat.

Anotherbuscomes.Againthedoggoesandlooksatthenumber,noticesit'stherightbus,andclimbson.Thebutcher,bynow,open-mouthed,followshimontothebus.

Thebustravelsthroughthetownandoutintothesuburbs,thedogLookingatthescenery.Eventuallyhegetsup,andmovestothefrontofthebus.Hestandson2backpawsandpushesthebuttontostopthebus.Thenhegetsoff,hisgroceriesstillinhismouth.

Well,dogandbutcherarewalkingalongtheroad,andthenthedogturnsintoahouse.Hewalksupthepath,anddropsthegroceriesonthestep.

Thenhewalksbackdownthepath,takesabigrun,andthrowshimselfagainstthedoor.Hegoesbackdownthepath,runsuptothedoorandagain,itthrowshimselfagainstit.There'snoansweratthehouse,sothedoggoesbackdownthepath,jumpsuponanarrowwall,andwalksalongtheperimeterofthegarden.Hegetstothewindow,andbeatshisheadagainstitseveraltimes,walksback,jumpsoff,andwaitsatthedoor.

Thebutcherwatchesasabigguyopensthedoor,andstartsabusingthedog,kickinghimandpunchinghim,andswearingathim.

Thebutcherrunsup,andstopstheguy."Whatinheaven'snameareYoudoing?Thedogisagenius.HecouldbeonTV,forthelifeofme!"towhichtheguyresponds:"Youcallthisclever?Thisisthesecondtimethisweekthatthisstupiddog'sforgottenhiskey."